Childproof

Ian and Jennifer assist with a home birth and, with their jobs in jeopardy, consider a lucrative offer to become surrogate parents.

Starring:

• GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec
• TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin
• ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin and Claire
• ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey
• DAMIAN COWELL as John
• CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany and Kat
• DJOVAN CARO as Captain Keith and the Wingnut
• and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Barry Ginnane.

With guests:

• SARINA ROWELL as Baby Shower Mum
• and SAM PETERSEN as Burnsey

And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

Ian and Jennifer get a cat and become even more obsessive than the baby-mad parents they so frequently mock. 

Starring:

• GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec
• TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin
• ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Trish
• ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey, Wayne and Judy
• DAMIAN COWELL as John
• CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany
• DJOVAN CARO as Shane
• and LACHY HULME as Sturgo

With guests:

• SARINA ROWELL as the Receptionist
• and SAM PETERSEN as Mitchell Block and Dion

And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

Listen to Episode 6, Baby Fever, here.

Ian finds himself competing with the work experience kid, while Jennifer pretends to have a foster child in order to reap the benefits at work. 

Starring:

• GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec
• TONY MARTIN as Ian, Tarquin and Gavin Wood
• ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin
• ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey, Jeff and Con the Fruiterer
• DAMIAN COWELL as John
• CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany
• DJOVAN CARO as Cyrus, Anton and Hurley
• and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Sir Leo

With guests:

• SAM PETERSEN as Mitchell Block
• and LEE SIMON and BRIAN MANNIX as Themselves

And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

Listen to Episode 5, The Cat's Pajamas, here.

Ian and Jennifer are forced to look after three young children over a long and increasingly disastrous Anzac Day weekend. 

Starring:

• GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec
• TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin
• ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Katie
• ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey and Wayne
• DAMIAN COWELL as John
• CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany
• DJOVAN CARO as Captain Keith and the Kids
• and LACHY HULME as Sturgo, Henry and Sir Leo

With guests:

• CASEY BENNETTO as Christos Tsiolkas
• and SAM PETERSEN as Ernie Dingo

And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

Listen to Episode 4, Child Labour, here.

Ian and Jennifer become the public face of ‘child-hating’ after an incident with a screaming child at a restaurant propels them onto the front pages. 

Starring:

• GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec
• TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin
• ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Mandy-Anne and the Angry Mother
• ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey and the Waiter
• DAMIAN COWELL as John
• CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany
• DJOVAN CARO as  the Maitre’D
• and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Mal Paget

With guests:

• SIMON ROGERS as Roderick
• and SARINA ROWELL and SAM PETERSEN  as Society Members

And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

Listen to Episode 3, A Long Weekend, here.

Ian and Jennifer, a happily childfree couple, don’t fit in at work, where family values are ascendant, or at home, where all their friends are having kids.

Starring:

• GERALDINE QUINN as Jennifer and Bec
• TONY MARTIN as Ian and Tarquin
• ROZ HAMMOND as Caitlin, Shelley and Claire
• ANDREW McCLELLAND as Mike Pomfrey and Wayne
• DAMIAN COWELL as John
• CRISTINA LARIA as Brittany
• DJOVAN CARO as Paul
• and LACHY HULME as Sturgo and Sir Leo

With guests:

• SIMON ROGERS as Ted
• SARINA ROWELL as Kerry and the Receptionist
• and SAM PETERSEN as Dion

And JAY MUELLER as the Narrator.

Listen to Episode 2, In the Vichysoisse, here.